January 2010
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This looks familiar...
I had to wait a few months before blogging this, (just incase any current squeezes read this and thought I was talking about them) but ladies and gentlemen let me describe to you how weird it is to have sex in the same block of apartments with two different men at two different times. (Let me clarify that it wasn’t with TWO men at the one time, although I do know some women who like one for...
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"rabbit in your headlights"
[By carousella]
Lust is so transient. But it feels so much more real than love. This real-ness of lust, I find, is within its hurt. The ache. The pain deep in your abdomen. The raw passion of sex: the sweat, the fury, the hatred. The need to be consumed by someone and to consume them in turn. Lust can be quenched, fulfilled: it is a means to an end, it disappears as quickly as it came and all at...
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“All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s...”
– Conan O’Brien’s Farewell Speech
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Your stupidity is a precious flaw, Tony Abbott.
It’s Australia Day here in… er, Australia right now and I’m nursing a faint hangover that is surprisingly a result of last nights’ festivities and not from the first news article I read this morning. It was titled Women’s virginity ‘a precious gift’ says Tony Abbott, alternatively known as Reason #139 on why I’ll remain the Opposition leader for...
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Dixie Chicks “Godspeed” for the...
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“There was never any good old days, they are today, they are tomorrow, it’s...”
– Gogol Bordello “Ultimate”
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“Prince William was almost lost for words when a six-year-old girl spoke up on...”
– Prince William at a Redfern Community Centre.
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Florence And The Machine - “Cosmic Love”
Have you...
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Poet Tree: Pablo Neruda's Sonnet XVII
I don’t love you as if you were the salt-rose, topaz or arrow of carnations that propagate fire: I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul.
I love you as the plant that doesn’t bloom and carries hidden within itself the light of those flowers, and thanks to your love, darkly in my body lives the dense fragrance that rises from the...
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“A friend of mine, Stephen, quotes a saying that his dad used to tell him...”
– The Hon Kate Ellis MP
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Review: L’Oréal Studio Secrets Smoothing...
Dear L’Oréal Studio Secrets Smoothing Resurfacing Primer, to quote an inimitable Salt’n Pepa “i like whatchu do, when you do whatchu do, you make me wanna…” put-on-my-foundation-without-stressing-it’ll-disappear. That’s what you do.
I have been “tricked” into buying expensive primers before, despite my sceptical attitude towards them - are...
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“As you get older, you revisit the issues that sit with you in the course of your...”
– Antony Hegarty of Antony & The Johnsons.
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“Sometimes I wish for falling, wish for the release, wish for falling through the...”
– Florence “Falling”
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“The opposite of “funny” is not “serious;” it’s “somber.” Humour is a matter of...”
– Randy Cohen of The Ethicist.
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Dear Masterfoods,
Could you please not bastardise Feist for your own publicity needs?
It would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
Cool Idiots. x
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“I knew this: there was only one of him in the world. One hour with him was...”
– You Better Not Cry - Augusten Burroughs
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I just read someones Tumblr quote that said “How you spend new years is how you will spend the rest of your year” or some new age garbage like that. The first thought that came to my mind was SSSHHHHHIIITTT. If that really is the case then I am going to spend all of 2010 off my face, kissing too many men, feeling conflicted, wanting to make drunken phone calls to ex loves, spending too...